Up Schist Creek

Aug 30

Colonel kicked out of war for hating PowerPoint -

He was going to take another parting shot at the leadership before leaving, but ran out of bullet-points.

Aug 29

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Hipster Dinosaurs

velveteenrabbit:

Hark, a vagrant: 44

Yeah no I just say things like that sometimes.

Seriously that book is going to rule so hard.

titled “Homage to the Road to Animal Farm”, i.e. Road to Wigan Pier. I just read a couple of days ago that Animal Farm was the first of his books to make any money, which is no great surprise.

I guess he didn’t think the book had a Snowball’s chance in Hell.

Aug 28

Mormons Sued for Back Injury Suffered While Baptising the Dead -

I guess it’s not easy dunking all that dead weight underwater.

Aug 27

thegrasshopperunit:

haha. it’d take a whole lot of liquor just to consider it…

NIce :D

fatmanatee:

asie:

soupsoup:

advertisingftw:

Clean out your vagina, because youre fired.

(via Daily Kos)

“We were considering giving you a raise but frankly, we don’t care for the smell of pussy out of context.”

It goes both ways, honestly. The main reason I’ve been successful is because my dick smells fresh.

It’s about time someone made a list of “douches-and-don’ts” for how to get ahead at work.

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Boy Blistered After Licking Used Condom, Grandma Says -

She hopes that making this story public will be prophylactic and prevent it from recurring.

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Meth defendant shows up in court with meth in pocket -

Has hired a crack team of lawyers.

Kama Sutra positions - demonstrated by people in Tron outfits -

“The Jeff Bridges” position is missing from the list.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-8-22) -

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Aug 26

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Aug 25

Words cannot express how I <3 this idea.

hilker:

davereed:

OH MAN I literally LOLed

via @GaryDelaney

[h/t crazyfishor]