Up Schist Creek

Sep 02

Captain Wiener Busts Florida Couple For Public Sex Escapade -

Worst superhero name, EVER.

hoarr:

What kind of person keeps maple syrup and bread inside their fridge? My roommates are inhuman mutants.

I KNOW RIGHT?!?!?!?

Yes, Nick, I’m looking at YOU!

Sep 01

Foursquare to reward STD checkups with badge -

Supplies are limited, so get yours now before they’re all gonorrhea!

Aug 31

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-8-29) -

  1. The Cure (11)
  2. They Might Be Giants (5)
  3. Sigur Rós (5)
  4. The Flaming Lips (5)
  5. blink-182 (5)

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Aug 30

notthatkindagay:

Blueprint of the Ground Zero Mosque
(Tuesday night is ladies night)

yay, a boardgame closet in the Jihad Training Room!

notthatkindagay:

Blueprint of the Ground Zero Mosque

(Tuesday night is ladies night)

yay, a boardgame closet in the Jihad Training Room!

http://therevolvinginternet.com/ -

It works, too.  Try googling something.

sirmitchell:

It IS dangerous! 

(via stfuteabaggers)
Won’t *someone* think of the *childen*?!?!

sirmitchell:

It IS dangerous! 

(via stfuteabaggers)

Won’t *someone* think of the *childen*?!?!

1 shot outside wedding at East Indian temple -

Police are Sikhing information on the suspected shooter.