January 2010
86 posts
Undersheriff finds $1 million during traffic stop →
notthatkindagay:
A Clark County undersheriff said he was just following his instincts when he found more than $1 million during a traffic stop. Undersheriff Daniel Knowles stopped a vehicle last week on U.S. 54 just outside of Minneola and became suspicious of the driver.
Knowles searched the car and found a hidden compartment with the money packed inside. He said the money smelled like...
We lynched the landlord
jhnbrssndn:
Three months ago, I reported that my daughters’ former landlady was refusing to return their deposit of £1100 on spurious grounds, and claiming a further £1100 from them on the basis that the flat they had vacated was in such a poor state that she had lost a month’s rent pending repairs and redecoration.
In the UK, landlords have to register each tenancy with an independent Deposit...
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Sleepy trucker was watching porn when he killed... →
Still had a semi when police arrived at the scene, says it’s the only thing that can keep him up while driving.
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Poutine banned from Ontario school cafeterias →
No word on what the Ontario school board has against the Russian Prime Minister.
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Grocery store robbed, suspect arrested pantsless →
Blames family history for his pre-disposition to crime, says it’s in his jeans.
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Man wielding fork attempts gas station robbery →
Police near the scene were able to respond in tine and arrest him.
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College endowments suffer huge declines →
Administrators quick to add that it’s not the size that counts, it’s how you use it.
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Man kills neighbour, steals heart and lungs →
Says he’ll beat the charge, learn to play organs instead.
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Defendant claims slain man 'ran into knife seven... →
Says he really couldn’t see the point of it.
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It Is What It Is
whytluda:
cliche, but it works.
I’ve been living by this cliche since April 2009, and it does work.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
Nobody Likes Onions (19)
Animal Collective (16)
Adam Green (14)
The Cardigans (5)
Franz Ferdinand (4)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
The Best Comedy Podcasts →
kami:
urlesque:
From ‘The Onion Radio News’ to ‘Nobody Like Onions’ and all the ones in between.
Damn straight. NLO REPRESENT!
So I'm on Facebook again.
mejoe:
Why? Am I that lonely? Who knows. At this point any attempt at garnering any sort of social attention feels futile. But I am done being whiny. If you like me add me. If you don’t, then don’t. If you kinda like me and hate me at the same time, think about it or masturbate.
Click here.
You’ll get more add requests once you toggle off the security settings that removes the...
82-yr old Alzheimer's patient killed after... →
While some call the punishment for wandering off to be extreme, hospital officials say he was already on his third strike as a repeat offender.
"Oral Sex" definition prompts school district to... →
If only I could be a fly on the wall when they see the entry for ‘Felching’.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-17) →
Cute Is What We Aim For (12)
Billy Talent (12)
Bullet For My Valentine (11)
The Rocket Summer (11)
Bloc Party (10)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
LOL I HAVE NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND ON VALENTINES...
kikiimcintosh:
unattainableheart:
EVER.
OKAY.
Neither have I.
Jesus that’s sad.
Neither have I, for different reasons. This will be the first :D
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Rabbits milked to help stroke victims →
Researchers amazed that their hare-brained scheme was successful.
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"Chemical Ali" gets 4th death sentence →
No word on whether his sentences are to be served concurrently or consecutively.
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Mugger suffers heart attack during crime →
Police were quick to apprehend him and place him under cardiac arrest.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-10) →
They Might Be Giants (15)
Static-X (12)
Bullet For My Valentine (12)
TV on the Radio (11)
Biffy Clyro (11)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Washington bloodmobile plans to offer beer for... →
Still at lagerheads with the city over permits.
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Man crushed to death by computer gear →
He had narrowly avoided being hit by the bus, but failed to notice the oncoming RAM truck in his peripheral vision.
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Man punches roller rink manager, is arrested,... →
Weed never have guessed that he was the violent type.
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Palin to host on FOX →
No word on whether she’ll be able to see Russia from her studio.
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Path to finding jobs can start at church →
Catholic diocese to move boys under 17 to the head of the line.
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Is air security just for show? →
Looks like someone hasn’t been flying much lately, if he’s only asking this question now.
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"Gumby" creator passes at 88 →
Attempts to revive Art Clokey were made but failed to re-animate him.
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Basshunter admits to masturbation problem →
I can sympathize, I had a masturbation problem as well and now I’m no longer welcome in the mall Food Court.
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Report: Woman raped and held for days →
Held for days, what’s her problem? It’s usually impossible to get cuddles after for five minutes, let alone days!
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Woman discovers geneology through sweet potatoes →
I considered researching my family once, but decided to just accept who I yam at face value.
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Man: I Was 'Massaging' Meat, Not Stealing It →
Still can’t explain why he was asphyxiating the chicken.
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Memorial BBQ for slain gunshot victim ends in... →
Plans for the follow-up memorial Potluck Dinner to include on-site trauma care, promotional poster to be drawn by Escher.
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Sobering up is tough on hamsters →
They wake up on the floor, find new tattoos, numbers written on paws.