June 2008
81 posts
Man charged again in quest for urine →
Urine trouble now, Alan.
(Why do I never tire of that one?)
But seriously - WTF? And *again*??? With each passing day, I become less and less surprised at the depths people can sink to. Is it just me, or is it the increasing accessibility to information that we now enjoy.
I mean, I can’t even watch normal pr0n anymore. Borrrrrrr-ring!
Hey, you kids! Get off my lawn!
I’m walking with a cane this week. I have a compressed sciatic nerve in the left leg, so everything is fine sitting or lying down but stand up and within 5 minutes I’m almost in tears from the pain.
Getting older sucks. I figure my warranty expired last year or something.
BBC launches disabled Top Model television series →
Cherry Darling strangely absent from the competitor’s list.
Teen decapitated by rollercoaster →
We’re sorry, but you are no longer tall enough to ride this attraction.
Faceless ceiling cat is watching you masturbate
kate: Also, one of our mollies died today. It was so tragic.
kate: We had to watch him in the process of dying... just floating around, bumping face-first into things.
bk: at least he had a face
kate: I hate you.
kate: I'm going to bed.
bk: sweet dreams
kate: If that cat appears in my dreams, Brian King, I am going to come after you.
bk: the cat loves you
bk: did you see the video of him licking out of somebody's hand?
kate: GOOD NIGHT.
Lofting
shutupinternet:
I was just asked by the University of Colorado if I wanted to “loft my bed” AKA get a top bunk bed with a desk and dresser underneath. They told me that if I lofted, it would “add about 26 square feet of living space to your residence hall room.” That’s great marketing if you think about it because college kids totally think in square footage when considering a room alteration.
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Acronyms
shutupinternet:
…at the European Organization for Nuclear Research, or CERN. (Source)
Someone please teach CERN how acronyms work.
It’s French, you moran!!!
:-D
First same-sex marriage performed in Butte county →
Have you ever felt like your sense of humour fossilized in 3rd grade? Me neither.
6th foot found on BC shores →
Kenny Loggins *still* unavailable for comment; Kevin Bacon reported missing.
How soon is now?
shutupinternet :
They don’t call Boston the City of Champions for nothing, sir.
Go Bruins!
“The internet: where happy goes to die.”
– an internet forum post
Bob & Doug McKenzie cartoon in 2009 →
Koo roo koo koo koo koo koo koo! Koo roo koo koo koo koo koo koo.
TORONTO — The Fox network has come on board the development of “The Animated Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie,” a Canadian primetime cartoon for Canada’s Global Television that reunites Second City TV alumni Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas. Thomas, whose Los Angeles production shingle is Maple Palms...
AFI's 10 Top 10
mattirick:
I have seen a whopping 36 of these 100 films. Sadly the category I have seen the most from is “Animation”(all Disney cartoons and kids movies). I have seen 0 movies from three different categories - Western, Mystery, and Romantic Comedy. And worst of all, it is now apparent that I have seen so few movies I dont even get to have a say about which selections pissed me off. It might be...
I just ordered...
…a laptop from Dell.
I think I need to shower, I feel so… dirty.
Serious about audio? Let me sell you a $500... →
I wonder if they’ve actually sold any.
5th foot found on BC's south coast →
(Kenny Loggins unavailable for comment)
Now I gotta cut Loose, footloose Kick off your Sunday shoes Please, Louise Pull me offa my knees Jack, get back C’mon before we crack Lose your blues Everybody cut footloose !
Four Strangers at Work Asked About The Stain On My...
aes :
Today I told 4 different people that I killed a man.
Anyone seen BK today?
Mets Fire randolph; Peterson, Nieto also dismissed →
mattirick :
I couldn’t care less. Baseball is about as exciting as paint drying. The only thing I think it is good for is taking a nap too. But since the only sports ever discussed on tumblr are the Mets(Why?), I thought I would break the news.
It sure would be nice if tumblr’s ever talked about sports in which the athletes aren’t standing still or sitting down for 90% of the game. It is...
Village re-elects dead mayor →
If he can make it back into office, perhaps there’s hope for Hillary yet.
Illinois man changes name to 'In God We Trust' →
Can now claim ownership of all found money, since his name is written all over it.
'Live Free or Die Hard' director signed to 'Gears... →
What, was Uwe Boll not answering phone calls?
“Publication is a self-invasion of privacy.”
– Marshall McLuhan
“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the...”
– Douglas Adams
Disturbed's new album, 'Indestructible'
Is it just me, or does it sound just like everything else they’ve already done? I’m enjoying it, but it’s nagging at me. Parts sound recycled.
Or I’m in a strange zone today. Either way.
Why can't I focus?
I have a report that was originally due several weeks ago, that I’ve been putting off and off and off. My boss thinks it’s going to be this all-singing, all-dancing thing that will solve everything associated with the subject, even though I have constantly told him that it will focus on the original aim, and nothing else.
Why can’t I finish this? I’ve never actively...
“Toes - the part of your foot that’s designed to find furniture in the...”
– Some sign in a furniture store.
“A letter reads, “Darling, try to write a happy book. Perhaps one with a...”
– from the XBox Live Arcade game, “Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-slick Precipice of Darkness”, Episode 1.
Less serious post
polarbearmedic:
Tristan commented on my “Facebook for Dummies” post with the following:
I really should have flipped through it, as I am now curious about whether the unspoken rules of Facebook etiquette are included.
Well, ask and ye shall receive, my friend. I give you … the Official Rules of Etiquette for Social Networking (as published by Debrett’s British “etiquette bible.” God, that...
“McDonald’s infamous clown mascot rules over the inhabitants of McDonald Land, a...”
– SA on Ronald McDonald. I am laughing more than I probably should be? (via niki)
LAWLZ.
taylorb:
Listen to this song. Please. I will...
