September 2010
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Captain Wiener Busts Florida Couple For Public Sex... →
Worst superhero name, EVER.
Sep 2nd
hoarr: What kind of person keeps maple syrup and bread inside their fridge? My roommates are inhuman mutants. I KNOW RIGHT?!?!?!? Yes, Nick, I’m looking at YOU!
Sep 2nd
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Foursquare to reward STD checkups with badge →
Supplies are limited, so get yours now before they’re all gonorrhea!
Sep 2nd
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-8-29) →
The Cure (11) They Might Be Giants (5) Sigur Rós (5) The Flaming Lips (5) blink-182 (5) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Sep 1st
August 2010
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Aug 31st
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http://therevolvinginternet.com/ →
It works, too.  Try googling something.
Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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1 shot outside wedding at East Indian temple →
Police are Sikhing information on the suspected shooter.
Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Colonel kicked out of war for hating PowerPoint →
He was going to take another parting shot at the leadership before leaving, but ran out of bullet-points.
Aug 30th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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Mormons Sued for Back Injury Suffered While... →
I guess it’s not easy dunking all that dead weight underwater.
Aug 28th
Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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Boy Blistered After Licking Used Condom, Grandma... →
She hopes that making this story public will be prophylactic and prevent it from recurring.
Aug 27th
Aug 27th
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Meth defendant shows up in court with meth in... →
Has hired a crack team of lawyers.
Aug 27th
Kama Sutra positions - demonstrated by people in... →
“The Jeff Bridges” position is missing from the list.
Aug 27th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-8-22) →
Godsmack (17) Dope (10) The Cure (10) Disturbed (6) The Cardigans (6) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Aug 27th
Aug 26th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Canadian police find bears guarding pot crop  →
Bear Cavalry - coming soon to a pot grow near you! notthatkindagay: A pair of in Western Canada appear to have been using bears to protect their illegal crop, but the well-fed animals proved to be a bit lax in their guard duties, police said on Wednesday. Officers were dismantling two large outdoor plots of marijuana near Christina Lake, British Columbia, when they realized there were 10...
Aug 24th
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 21st
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Pantsless swordsman arrested after hours-long... →
Watch out, or he’ll rapier women!
Aug 20th
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Addicted Gamer Sues Game-Maker, Says He is ‘Unable... →
In other news, Personal Accountability surrenders in disgust.
Aug 20th
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Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
Aug 18th
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Man ticketed for standing in the street outside... →
How pedestrian.
Aug 18th
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British Columbia permanently halts sexual arousal... →
Officials quoted as saying, “It was a hard decision, but the alternatives were deemed to be tumesce-y.”
Aug 18th
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Classic Sci-Fi writer Ray Bradbury complains that... →
Still endorses George W. Bush’s use of the Googles, however.
Aug 17th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-8-15) →
Rise Against (19) Jarvis Cocker (12) The Chemical Brothers (12) The Offspring (6) Good Charlotte (5) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Aug 16th
How Parents Can Get Infants to Sleep, Once and For... →
“Shots of vodka” and “ball-gag” strangely absent from list.
Aug 12th
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Marijuana charges dropped against Ronald McDonald →
Hamburglar still at large and wanted for questioning.
Aug 12th
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Mother calls police to say topless sunbather... →
The troubled boys, aged 12 and 14, were watching her quite in-tent-ly.
Aug 12th
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