11/03/2010
» My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-7)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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08/03/2010
quadriplegic jokes
i just can’t stand them
I usually don’t take that slander sitting down.
Quadriplegics should stand up for themselves.
Half of me feels really bad about handicapped jokes… but the other half doesn’t feel anything at all.
You guys may think this isn’t funny anymore, but once I come up with more puns… you’ll all come crawling back.
I’m not feeling any of the humor in this, guys.
Maybe we should ramp into another topic.
We should talk about some of the latest toe-tapping tunes instead.
I keep trying to come up with a worthy reblog pun for this, but I’m stumped.
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02/03/2010
» My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-28)
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28/02/2010
» Proposed laws strangle sales of mutant snakes
But if we outlaw mutant snakes, only criminals will have mutant snakes! Defend our right to bear mutant snake arms!
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» Cities shortening yellow lights to generate profit
Underpants gnomes could not be reached for comment.
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26/02/2010
» 26 dead in Timbuktu mosque stampede
Still no word on what spooked the mosques.
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» Dental service probed as girl dies after toothache
Police say that everyone involved will be subject to full cavity searches.
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If ever I moved out of this country, I’d move to California. Or perhaps Canada.
Just get healthcare guys and you could have yourself a new citizen.
I’d choose Canada or Idaho.
I’d like to think we’re better than Idaho.
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Okay, this is really cool. Kudos, Canadian friends.
What other nation but Canada would have beer ready for their gold-winning hockey team to drink out on the ice after medal presentations?
I love my country :D
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25/02/2010
(via soulforsale)
And I, I am not into, the idea of, BEING WITHOUT YOUUUU!
(via helpicantstopthinking)
And no, this won’t be a sad song
There’s gonna be claps and singing along
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